5/20 Guide to Giggling

Greetings gigglers! Hannah finally returned the windbreaker to Paige and she split her skirt in the next outfit she wore. So she’s doubling down on her theory that if an outfit works you shouldn’t change it. She’s blaming her bloating and the NYC heat but in reality it was all the TikTok dancing she did with her new sorority at the Sports Illustrated weekend. This photo looks like a deux moi submission of a politician leaving a one night stand.

Paige doesn’t have time to worry about Hannah’s new friend group because she is dealing with a very busy wedding season. She can’t be expected to find the perfect dress AND make small talk to someone’s uncle every weekend. The only wedding Hannah is going to this summer is for two dogs from the dog park that she walks by everyday. Love is love.

Hannah’s idea for a female body guard business is actually genius. Their uniforms would be matching workout sets and a slick back bun. Also…if we keep things up, gehls gehl might just become the dictionary’s word of the year.

We’re going back to LA next week for a surprise appearance and Paige told Hannah that her closet is off limits this time because she can’t risk another winderbreakergate. She got 4 grays from the whole debacle. Thanks for giggling with us <3

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what we’re wearing:

paige: dress

hannah: skirt

what we’re watching:

paige

hannah

what we’re using:

paige: toner pads

hannah: lip gloss

what we’re accessorizing with:

paige: hat

hannah: shoes

what’s in our homes:

paige: nutella biscuits

hannah: satin pillowcase

mental health moment

There is no audience to perform for. There is just you.