7/30 Guide to Giggling

Jul 30, 2026

Greetings gigglers! Hannah made a brief trip to Arizona and posted a photo of a very tall cactus. It may or may not have caused multiple gigglers to text their ex situationships. She’s back home now and her niece and nephew are visiting. She is trying her hardest not to scare more kids with her smile. It’s hard to explain what happened to two kids under the age of 7. How do you say to a child that you had poison injected in your face because you store trauma in your jaw from anxiety and undiagnosed adhd? You don’t.

After Tuesday’s pod, Paige went on Craigslist then promptly closed the tab. The color scheme and amount of words on the homepage were not aligning with her energy. Plus, there was a lot left on her 1am docket and she had more pressing things to spiral about — like whether or not Daphne needs a passport.

Paige is in her cooking era. Her current (and only) speciality is chicken salad. Her recipe is chicken, mayo, dijon mustard, celery, and green onion — measure with your heart. If she’s in full Martha Stewart mode, she’ll add in sliced almonds or dried cranberries. She’s been using a food processor for the chicken. If there’s a product or gadget to go with something, it’s a guaranteed way to get Paige excited and willing to participate.

Paige is starting to question whether or not she should be getting a massage once a week. Some people are saying that’s not normal, but you can’t believe everything you see on the internet. Perhaps a weekly therapy appointment would do the trick, but we digress.

Seeing Hannah’s smile in person for the first time really threw Paige for a loop and apparently 5.8 million people were just as shocked. But being in studio together for the first time in months has brought life back into us. Hannah’s smile has even widened a bit. Don’t forget to shop our summer merch collection!!! If you get the bikini tee then summer never has to end and you can get the socks if you’re interested in learning what a pelvis is in a pilates class.