9/17 Guide To Giggling
Greetings gigglers! Hannah is in the process of Marie Kondo’ing her apartment. She’s gotten rid of everything that no longer sparks joy, but somehow she’s keeping all her jorts and crocs. Paige thought she burned them all, but apparently not. Hannah’s mom came to help and she does NOT mess around. Hannah felt like she was on the set of Cadet Kelly learning the right way to fold her clothes, and now she can’t stop saluting people when they enter the room.
Paige needs to take to the bed after all her fashion week events and cheating on Hannah with other brunettes. Daphne watched all the NYFW footage and rolled her eyes judging everyone’s outfits. On this week’s episode, we learned that Paige only eats lasagna from Tuscany…it’s giving she only eats bread from Europe (callback).
The gigglers started a conspiracy theory that Byrdie shoot is where Hannah had nailgate. Sources close to her can confirm it was not that shoot, but she was coerced into a side part. Paige never thought she’d see the day she matched with Hannah on a shoot, but here we are and we love it. Read the article here.
Boots was tired of all the slander in the newsletter so she hired lawyers and escaped into the apartment lobby just to rebel against Grace. Daphne has a few pieces left from the latest drop - shop while you can. Hannah’s on tour for the foreseeable future, so get tix to keep her company on the road since Paige can’t.
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“If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.”
—Dolly Parton
The “unknown number” documentary was an INCREDIBLE recommendation from y’all, wow
I have a very funny boyfriend , but some weeks even he cannot make me want to stick my head out from under the covers. However you women, always have me laughing with my mouth wide open in that fuck you kind of way, you don't care who sees the fucking spinach... well u don't hannah... and we love u any way paige. but yeah, my stomach hurts from guff gaw and my head is thinking... okay. I can do what ever they throw at me next.